New Years Eve Quotes

"Make it fit. Ive never done this before. It keeps slipping out. Try a different angle. Let me try the other end. Youre too big."
"It's the power of the lesbian flannel."
"There's a taste my rainbow joke in here somewhere."
"The powers of the lesbian flannel don't work on a lesbian. It makes you a big target. It's like kryptonite to a krypton. It's lesbinite."
"Jess is afraid of a big piece of wood."
"Just because you gravitate toward boobs when you're drunk doesn't count. It just makes you more of a man."
"No balls in my face."
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